NO!!!

My Man Ronald
Yup finding another half to share a bowl of noodle
Is like finding romance on google

Sorry that U 2 are on a different level
No grumble
Move on & find another goal
Try rent a video
Called Deuce Bigalow
U might learn how to meet other female singles

BTW, I know you love me Ronald
But can U just keep it low?
Coz people might mistaken me as homo
In fact I am straighter than normal
So…Plzzzz let me go!