Good Gracious!

Good Gracious
A Guy says she’s delicious
A Girl says she’s gorgeous
A Rich Man thinks she’s fabulous
His Wife thinks she's outrageous
The reason is so obvious
Coz she's bootylicious

A Dream Of Mine

At Present, My Rhyme Don’t Even Worth A Dime
People Question Why I Am Wasting Time
I Said To Myself Writing Rhyme Ain’t No Crime
Hope Someday It’ll Be My Time &
I’ll Be Drinking Bottles Of Expensive Wine
Dining Out With Babes That Look So Fine
Checking & Feeling Their Nice Behind
Making Y’all Wonder “Will That Moment Ever Be Mine?”

Suddenly I Was The Only One Got Left Behind
Woke Up Realizing Tat Was Jus A Dream Of Mine

王八蛋

回港之後我的心很煩
雖然不是被困於深山
脾氣還是暴躁得像火山
朋友遲到一點點就不耐煩
有空真的要多去參拜聖壇
希望此舉不只是天方夜譚

本人最不喜歡人家隨地吐痰
更不順那種一邊食早餐
一邊研究王菲跟李亞朋
論到國家大事就避而不談
看到賣旗的就罵人臭雞蛋
路過一位美女就眼都不眨
幻想人家在玩弄你的蛋
每種性具都給你玩到爛
看三級看到費寢忘餐

各位老兄請CALM DOWN
因為小弟也跟你們一樣是王八蛋

寫寫BLOG

每個人都唔鍾意俾人哦
有時人地唔想就唔好問咁多
自以為有經驗就意見多多
反而容易俾人覺得你囉唆
最好留番俾佢阿婆同佢講清楚

至於係工作同學嘢就唔同囉
唔識就要問唔好怕人當你傻
D 嘢做錯或考試衰咗咁就哦呵

記得有個年代好興袋梳
無時無刻攞出嚟梳一梳
唔通頭髮整齊朋友就會多?
文化歷史我都係唔好評論咁多
因為自己亦可能係其中一個
同時亦唔想因講錯而闖禍

孤獨起上嚟真係好想拍拖
不過拍耐咗又想甩拖
最慘就係自己揀錯咗
咁就認真攞嚟賤囉
況且依家連麵包都買唔起一個
仲學人地搵老婆真係荒謬到傻
倒不如約三五知己出嚟打場友誼波
花D心思寫寫個BLOG好過

SUPER WOMAN

Being a Super Women,
You gotta be Open and have to know how to wear an apron*
Sometimes Men have fun on the spur of the moment,
It might be the fact that we have to mate every season
But most do it when they caught a lascivious one
Note: This is not “An Understatement”

Women who work for the government
Majority aren’t that efficient, unless she is a Super Woman
Everything would immediately get done
& Boss will say,”Damn, U’re wonderful and could be a perfect mom”
The proper description should be veteran
Which means the person is full of experience
They also exerts a certain level of confidence

Most of the time, for some unknown reason
Secretary are mistaken as Wanton Women
I agree this ain’t no compliment and sure it ain’t fun
On the other hand, some might take pride & adore the statement
Coz they can receive Boss’s attention and
Easily get promoted to a new position
Hope someday they’ll start a family & have a bunch of children
Living happily forever after and be a good woman

*know how to wear an apron implies know how to cook

A Few Beer (June 18, 2005)

People told Us their history after a few beer
And their depiction wasn’t that clear
They convinced you to hear &
Want you to open your ears
Dear I suggest you to think crystal clear
& Jus let it come out from your rear
Though the gas might smell weird
Is OK Dear
Once you wake up, they'll all disappear!

Frustrated Little Guy

I Am A Frustrated Little Guy
Walking Fast To Catch My Ride
I Love To Walk Coz It Burns My Tire
Maneuver Among The Crowd Gives Me Daily Natural High
Sadly, People Love To Push Me From 1 Side To The Other Side
Tat Sets Me On Fire & Makes Me Behave Like DEVIL MAY CRY

Being Chinese Is My Pride
People Ask Me "Is Hong Kong The Place To Reside "
“You Decide” That’s My Reply
SO, Will I Stay Until I Die?
I‘ll Answer That After I Retire

IT AIN'T FOAM

People wonder where these poems originate from
Is 100% authentic and it all comes from my dome.

The blog is like my second home.
It allows freedom of expression and let my rhyme roam.
With a little luck, they might flow from home to home.

Cut and paste is just foam,
And ya’ll ain’t gonna see it in my home.

Feel free to drop a comment &
Whenever ya feel lone
I’ll always welcome ya home!!!

GLOOM

Sitting alone in my room,
Checked my account and instantly felt gloom

I felt lost
Wondering if is my fault
That I couldn’t hold a job

Now that I’ve thought and had fought with my thought
Is time to CUT THE CRAP & STOP THE TALK
Wake up and DON'T STOP
Until I get a job to cover my survival cost

THE BATTLE

This battle is all about da flow
See who's ready and good to go
From 1 to 10 that'z how we rate the show
Have your penz ready and bring it down low