Jus A JOkE

The previous blogs obviously had raised some concerns
Thank y’all for caring. Is ok, I am not burnt

I was having menses
But without the redness

I am laughing
Coz my bullshit had everyone gossiping

This Friday pls don’t expect anything
Just bring Urselves & hopefully we'll enjoy da evening!!!

We Are Just Different

I was over reacted
The previous blog shouldn’t be posted

After one sleepless night
I realized I wasn’t right

We have different personality &
I shouldn’t be angry

One is more sophisticate & loves to debate
The other is sarcastic but less intricate

In summary, we are just 2 persons
Happened to meet by coincidence

One falls for the other on the spur of the moment
But woke up realizing We Are Just Different

CHEMISTRY???.

Hell Yes!!!
In terms of kicking each other’s ass!!!

HELL NO!!!
If U think we’ll be 2gether and grow old!!!

I was stupid to think there’s chemistry between us
After the call, the hope just turns into dust
Talking to her is so stressful
Always have to be 100% careful
& Make sure U leave no space for ambiguity
OR she’ll shoot like AK47 continuously
Until U surrender
Afterwards U’ll have no mood to talk to her

Take it easy
I just want to have a nice conversation & be friendly
Why U have to be so up tight
Relax & everything will be alright
Damn it, hated it when I misjudged the situation
& Thought there’s some kind of attraction
Instead there’s only repulsion
Revulsion, Frustration & Agitation
This is all due to having a little expectation
I better stop or I’ll suffer from nervous tension

Oh well, jus treat it as a miscalculation
Due to lack of observation
Go back and do more study
Hope someday I’ll score 100% in CHEMISTRY!!!

ME & HER

I am a practical joker
She’s stricter than a lawyer
Once the 2 of us get together
We are like a pair of pre-schooler
We always try to score over each other
But neither of us is the winner
I might not be a psychic or a palm reader
But one thing for sure we are not 100% haters
It might be that we are flirters
One is a player &
The other is a man killer
This combo might end up being potential rubber

Yesterday nite…

As we were strolling back home with her
All of a sudden she screamed as if she was on a roller coaster
Her pitch pierced thru the sky scraper
Too bad I didn’t have my tranquilizer ready to hypnotize her

But…

Tat whimsical moment almost had me falling for her
She was definitely a bit crazier
But tat’z something I don’t usually see in her
Maybe she had been hiding her real character
Mix emotions come straight out from her
I admit I had a sudden urge of singing “Love Me Tender”

I am not trying to be a peace maker
I just wanna write down my feelings about her
& I don’t want to keep my memories in the freezer
People might think is better to leave it till later
But to me Is either now or never

Anyways the blog is like a garbage collector
To store one’s feelings and record pages of daily encounters
I can either make the story spicier
And let people create rumors
Or I can just tone it down to reflect the real nature
Overall the blog is an amplifier
One catchy story generates tons of gossipers
To advertise aloud for YA!

Hehehe.. That’z what I call the "HUMAN NATURE"!!!

Coffee is better than men???

That’z some serious comment
Yes you can warm coffee but so as men
The former U can use microwave or heat it up with a pan
The latter U can use hand or your sexual sense

Da major difference is…

U can throw away the cup of cold coffee & don’t give a damn
But for men
If the relationship is broken then is hard to mend

SO…

If U already find the right man
Please be content &
Nurture the relationship with the champ
If not, U might end up being a tramp

P.S. When It Comes To Relationship, Always Trust Your Sixth Sense

Loose the SELF Ryan

History has once again repeated itself
Recalling the jobs that I quitted myself
Partly becoz I was having face-off with another self
Couldn’t believe life without work history still repeats itself

I talked about how I dislike tat particular one
My frenz kept quiet thinking nothing wrong with anyone
They are all attractive & adorable person

Pause………

Then I kept asking myself what happened
How come everytime this s*** happens
After few hours of rest I still couldn’t figure out the reason
Then I happen to take a look at the book written by this saint human
In there it says, “人要有慈悲心”
What is “慈悲心”
It simply means“凡事不要太過以自我為中心”
Sorry, I am not a very knowledgeable person
Not enough to explain or show y’all how to be a selfless person
But I think “凡事不要太過以自我為中心” is a self-explanatory one
Guess I have to start from one &
Learn not to have hatred against anyone
我會努力去修行, 希望有天能修出一顆慈悲的心

“情人眼裡出西施”

這到底是什麼意思
簡單來說就是
從第一眼開始
不管(她/他)做怎麼事
都可以把你迷到像個痴
就連他在挖鼻屎
你還是覺得他像個紳士
只要翻開任何一章歷史
都可見到以上例子
唉…這真叫千古費思

p.s. 一日一詩, 永不休止

Object of My Affection

Showing someone one’s affection
Takes courage, timing and precision
Before taking the action
One really has to do some examination
A little test helps to make the decision
Though the result might hamper one’s motivation
To make an acceleration
It never means the end to one’s love expedition

Most of all, please remember this quotation

“Sweet Never Tastes As Sweet, and Sour Never As Sour”

& Let Time do all the EXPLANATION.