A Wild Drama

Da CO. finally has a new comer
After wiping my ass with tissue paper
Came back & saw a black dresser
Sitting on the sofa
We looked at each other
Thought she’s just another interviewer
Boss’s back & ask her to sit at the corner
Facing the “L’Ordinateur”
Asked me to clear all drawers
While explained everything to her like a kindergarten teacher
When did I become a housekeeper
……..I wonder???
Half way when I was using the word processor
Balls came and questioned if I sent the wrong picture
I really couldn't remember
She continued to ask like an investigator
Finally I checked another computer
& found the email she sent earlier
Didn't think before pointing fingers!!!
Wat a FUCKER!!!

After the drama
It’s about time to feed the hunger
Big Balls treated all to the same Chinese restaurant around the area
As usual, no conversation whatsoever
Afterwards, boss gave everyone red pocket to act as morale booster
Her money can’t really generate much power
Same trick has been used over and over
Sick & Tired of her behavior
Rest of da day we were playing a game call “Question & Answer”
Hopefully after a few more months I can get out of da freaking Drama
& Have a Real Career!!!

Angel Face, Devil Body

One blog per month that'z very not me
Gotta post more for ya'll to see
Couldn't think of any until recently
As office hasn't been that busy
Had time to surf freely
Came across an Angel with a Devil Body
Here's the link where you can read her dairy
http://popblog.tvbs.com.tw/Blog/hulicom/

You couldn't believe what a coincidence this can be
Received an email with a link from my buddy
And found the awesome beauty
Are ya'll READY?????!!!!!!
Here's the link that'll boost Ur energy
http://forum.lady168.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5445
Really amazed by the photographer's technicality
Executed the shot flawlessly
Thank you paparazzi

P.S. If one photographer only
I should use paparazzo here.

CHINESE AMERICAN

Went to gym as usual to work my abdomen
Heard an argument
A man was complaining about a service attendant
Not allowing him to take shower without using the gymnasium

The supervisor tried to end the furious conversation
Said “唔好咁, 大家都係中國人”
The Dude cried aloud “I am American, but I won't discriminate against anyone”
He might be an American citizen
But a 100% CHINESE IMMIGRANT
Coz he shares the COMMON INGREDIENT
Called DA CHINESE ACCENT

It's hard to understand why one deny his origin
Even he declare himself as American, he still considered to be an oriental or Asian
Unless he undergoes transformation
And become MICHAEL JACKSON >>>THE ALIEN