Baghdad

Today had an interview for a Post
As an Inspector of Custom and Excise
I was like a ghost
Didn’t sleep well & couldn’t even open my eyes
Took da right bus but passed the signpost
After 5 or 6 stations I finally realized

Still arrived early at the Training School
Personally it’s more like a correctional institution
Signed the declaration & let freeze on a stool
I was totally lack of concentration
My mind was like a whirlpool
Emergency call from my boss’s husband saying today’s very urgent
I said I am having diarrhea and had to pull

5 minutes later we head to the change room
Can no longer hold it
Went into a cubicle and boom
Came out saw everyone changed their outfit
& had a nice groom
Except me, I was feeling unfit
But still have to face the doom

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“Hey guyz you can start doing some warm ups”
Others were doing typical stretch
Me reached up the silver pole to do chin ups
Afar came a voice yelling “Get down, what da heck”
“Anything broke we held responsible for the tuneups”
Easy I was just pulling my back

First event – short jump
Second event - threading
In the first event I couldn’t really pump
Heavy b-ball shoes made it hard to spring
First trial on threading I had no problem
Until the actual run, one step before landing
I choked for a moment
& Ended the whole thing

Yesterday I was mad
Now I am very glad
Coz I ain’t the kind of lad
Who can stand living in Baghdad!

Da SENSATION!!!

Thursday nite asked my friend for a dance
Coz my partner was too busy to attend
Friend said she's there for a glance
Ended up dancing 3 hours until our legs cramped

It was her first time on the set
15 minutes on the basic steps
And it's enough prep
For us to go on the fast track

Instructor's reminders:

First, maintain a 45-degree angle “VEE-sion”
Took me a while before I figured out “VISION”
Second, keep the right space with a semi-bended-knee position
Last but not least, always follow the alignment!
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Ok enough theories & explanations
Time to get down to action
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One, Two, Three & Four
Quick, Quick, Quick, Quick, Slow…
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My partner was the one getting all the attentions
Instructors gave her encouragements with tons of complements
Under this special caring environment
She became the sensation
After one class, instructors think she's ready for competition
Can Y'all imagine???
Arrr….personally I couldn't!

One MALE instructor was particularly patient
Kept giving her PERSONAL advice & instructions
Guess he's never seen a beautiful young woman
Wearing Deep-V with no button
& Pants snug tightly to her bottom
No wonder the instructor was so 喉禽

Got y'all guessing who's this natural born dancer?
W'all know her
She's our funny EMMA!!!

WOooo My Back!

Ronald prompt me to go hip hop class
For good sport I decided to show my ass
Observed through the glass
Seems like everyone's having a blast

Saw Ronald the lonely gigalo
With a bunch of 10 years old
Sigh…Me & Eileen decided to save the poor soul
Only an hour to go
Instructor started to work da flow
Started real slow for us to follow
Once he played up the tempo
I lost count & stood there like a pole
Fifteen minutes later we started to feel our toes

30 minutes passed…

“Guyz, time to stretch!”
For us 3, it was a real test
One move was so hard to grasp
Raised Ronald’s right foot for him to grab
Had everyone cracked
I survived with a spring back

It was really fun Ronald!
Thank you so much for the info!