溫神

Yesterday @ 3:00a.m. I got woke up by 2 dastards
Arguing aloud I wonder who's having the hatred

One continuously saying “I totally support him”
Then the other started to scream
They really pushed me to the extreme
Really wanted to yell “Get a life You fucking Chimps”

Obviously one was drunk & didn’t pay the taxi driver
The other must be the driver whom just bought an English Translator
Or else who would repeat the freaking sentence over & over
They really sounded like DUMB & DUMBER

The worst thing is when he mentioned the support word
It was the BUZZWORD the other night when we drank liquor
The topic was about Hooters
I bet the drunk was eavesdropping us @ SHOOTERS

Thought it just happened once
Nah, that’z only the first run
Around 5:00 something there’s a second argument
Is about a hawker parking in the wrong section
The coffee guy kind of 屎忽痕
Issued the hawker a quick one
Then she went off yelling like a crazy woman
Finally they all end up in the police station

Thanks to all the above 溫神s
Now I am having soar throat and kind of off balance

天才定白痴

乘搭列車回家時
對面坐了位女孩子
不停地挖著鼻子
5分鐘後還沒休止
最後終於拿出手指
臉上笑容大到露齒
還立即向媽咪告知
“我手上有粒大鼻屎!!!”

細路唔知係天真定無知
大發現就立即叫人睇真D
定話佢想請大家試一試
天才定白痴真係無人知

我影咗相準備幫佢登報紙
因為粒鼻屎真係大到可以入健力士

Careless Spots

Recently I’ve visited a lot of profiles & blogs
I was cracking non-stop
Coz there’s a lot of careless spots
Here’s the one that made the top

Sun BAKING as a kind of sports
My eyes popped
My sweat started to fall like rain drops
SUN + BAKING must be really HOT
HOTTER than the boiling blacktop
MAN that must be some Extreme Sport
No wonder the person is slimmer than a cardboard

Better proof read mine to see if there’s any blot
Before I got caught

Who’s got thicker skin than me??? I guess NOBODY

Tonite, I didn’t wanna go home early
So I was pestering everybody
Probing whether there’s any nite activities
Sigh….everyone’s so busy
I finally called up somebody
Someone I knew barely
Her name is Kayee
Asked her if she’s free
Paused momentarily &
Rushed out an idea in a hurry
Invite me to dine with her family
“Yes, definitely” I replied promptly
Since she didn’t know if the food is enough for everybody
Hence I did a little grocery
While I was waiting in the Q impatiently
Wondering if I should just go home early
Coz breaking someone else’s itinerary
Is not something I do normally
But the thought was overwhelmed by my curiosity
Felt kind of sacred but awaits anxiously
Coz I don’t know what’z gonna happen exactly

Surprisingly!
Her parents are warm and friendly
The house is nice and tidy
Da decor is classy &
Da white tile gave it a touch of purity
Homemade dinner is undoubtedly tasty
Conversation was with her daughter mostly
But as a stranger I can feel the loving atomsphere
It really felt like doing anthropology study
On a Hong Kong family
It was all very lovely

I really have to thank this Beauty

For letting me into a little bit of her privacy
Though this was really crazy
Da charming evening is all saved in my memory

From now on I think U’re gonna be busy
Coz everyone wants U to treat them individually.