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尋找另一半靠星座?
真的能開花結果?
問天問地沒人能答我
只好憑直覺去捉摸

CAN'T STAND IT NO MORE!!!

I am so bored
Walked all over the floor
Opened the cabin door
Opened the drawer
But don't know what I am looking for
I really can't stand it NO MORE!!!

HAVE U EVER...

Wanna know deeper
But don’t wanna look too eager
Wanna get closer
But don’t wanna act like a stalker
Wanna uncover
But afraid of the future

I ponder & I wonder
All becoz of a smile from Friendster

NO!!!

My Man Ronald
Yup finding another half to share a bowl of noodle
Is like finding romance on google

Sorry that U 2 are on a different level
No grumble
Move on & find another goal
Try rent a video
Called Deuce Bigalow
U might learn how to meet other female singles

BTW, I know you love me Ronald
But can U just keep it low?
Coz people might mistaken me as homo
In fact I am straighter than normal
So…Plzzzz let me go!

LOLI JEAN

Saturday nite went out with an all male team
Met a friend’s friend who’s slim
But not thin
With a pair that can make you scream

Later I met a friend & asked how he’s been?
Non-stop “少你” wondering what’z wrong with him
Found out his gal treated him like a bumpkin
Selfish and always acts like a QUEEN
Can tell she’s kind of using him
Now he’s educating her like a sixteen
Forcing her to give in
Said this is how one treats a DRY sardine

Sad that he had lost his steam
Got da credential but stuck with this routine
Really wanted to whack him with a beam
No use coz he loves to wear LOLI JEANS

The Power of "Silver Flower"

Met up with 2 friends for dinner
One wore a T-shirt with “Silver Flowers”

Da 2 words was like marijuana
Instantly my mind flew off like a helicopter
Made me so holler that I acted like a monster

Being a city survivor
Walking in a crowded area
Is hard not to rub against each other
Had a little collision with the kick boxer
Skin smoother than baby powder
Had me turned into AUSTIN POWER
Forgot all my gentleman mannerz
& Out with my naughty behavior
Apologize for my awful demeanor

Next time I’ll bring along a supervisor

At the dinner
We met the restaurant owner
Walked like a wrestler
Talked like a construction worker
Oughtta take some lesson with a Customer Service Officer
Lucky, da food was way better than the fake Singaporean diner

Next we went to make photo sticker
Stupid us, forgot the second part of the procedure
& Let a damn kid ruined our lovely little picture
& There goes our 40 dollars
What a freaking little bastard!!!

Below is another first time shocker

Didn’t notice we wore the same color
Until Gerald pointed out @ da Plaza
Hum … I wonder
How did we came up with all these first time shockerz
Gotta say we sync in a timely manner
Always comes up with all sorts of laughter
“柱男”, “柱女” plus da flashy “Silver Flowers”
From now on, I’ll never underestimate da GAL POWER!

Get the Jealousy out of Ya Mind

Now here's a lady who can rhyme
Have a nice front and a nice behind
She's at her prime
Sadly, she's down all the time

The relationship has been making headlines
Constantly disappointed by the other mankind
& Had reached the baseline
LOVE had brought her sunshine
But is JEALOUSY that made her blind

Calm down & do a little unwind
Try meditating in a shrine
It helps to relax one's mind
Come back with a refreshed mind
& Everything should be fine

Let it Out & Let it Go

Some things are hard to ignore
But keep reopening old sores
Will only make you fall
Let it go and U'll feel pain no more

Meatballs over Brawl?!

Sounds like someone has been building a stonewall
Locking herself behind close doors
Expressing a lot of human flaws
Wanted to turn back time and ride on the seesaw
Is understandable when 2 are having a WAR
Continue on like that will only turn U into a goofball

Challenge your hater to have a brawl
So we all can rest our eyeballz

P.S. Nah it won’t end up in a brawl
Instead someone will be sucking meatballs
While the other moans like a Barbie Doll!
真係可喜可賀!!!

A Surprise Message

Received a friendster message
Really surprised by her courage
Cause we barely connected by a weak linkage
Met her in a few outings but she's always disengaged
Acted like she doesn't even understand the language

BUT…This surprise message
Had broken your cool & nonchalant image
It boost me to express with more wordage
At times I really wanted to flush all blogs into the sewage
Is the support from friends that gave me courage
To continue on with this voyage

Let me pay my homage
To all those who sent me the lovely messages
I'll continue to write until it spreads all over the village!!!

BLAH BLAH BLAH LOVE SONG

From her writing we all know he’s wrong
Kept saying her feelings for him has gone
Hier Soir, we met up after she went to salon
Mentioned his name 3 times and it’s only been an hour long
From her facial expression can tell where her heart still belongs

Hope time can change this sad song
To a LA LA LA LOVE SONG…

Makes me wanna buy U a lollipop

Met up with a lady after a long walk
For what?
For dinner and some casual talk
I whispered “OHHHHH MY LORD”
When I saw her bob
It’s not just any beautiful top
It’s useful when one needs to do a cleaning job
E.g. Use it as a mop

I am interested in knowing where’s that barber shop
Coz your hairdresser really did a wonderful job
Cut U a great BOB
That makes people wanna buy U a lollipop

Halloween Nite

Halloween night
Went somewhere really nice
It was the very first time in my life
To go 深井 for the nice duck slice


The above isn’t the highlight
Wait till the engine ignites
We were all very psych
Hold the handrail so damn tight

Screaming with all our might

Coz the driver was in da zone of twilight

Reckless driving almost hit someone on the right &
Constantly flashing his headlight
To gain a better sight

All passengers were waiting for a red light
So we can all alight
Dude we only have one life
There’s no second chance to live it twice
So please go fix your eyesight
Before U took someone’s life!

P.S. I am blessed that we’ve survived the Halloween Nite!!!