Sunday, July 30, 2006

Human interactions

As a Human
In a lifetime, we might meet a lot of different persons
For me, the ones that left me great impressions
Are either the ones that brought me bad experience
Or da ones that brought me the most entertainment
Or in a combination

For the past month
I’ve been having quite a lot of fun
All thanks to the 2 adolescents
It becomes natural that I like hanging out with them

The “LIKE” in the above sentence
Doesn’t imply tat I have affection on either one (nor the other way around)
It’s just natural that in a human-to-human interaction
One would unconsciously display a “like” or “dislike’ inclination
Thru their conversation & expression
This “LIKE” exists even in my co-worker relation
I like working with the two workers in the warehouse section
Coz for most issues, we share the same vision
As for my female superintendent
Almost 80% of da time, I show my aggression
After probation I started to grow impatient
Of da constant nagging & not a raise for my dedication

Anyways, hopefully U understand my “LIKE” definition
Coz this is my TRUE CONFESSION!!!

CAMERA

IN the previous blog I’ve talked about the two adorable sis
After dey came, it’s never the same in da Office
Those two are like total menace
They are so good at entertaining US

For whole week, Da younger sis has been thinking about LOMO cameras
Desperately hoping her mom can buy one for her
The other day she asked Raymond for some answers
Coz he used to be a professional photographer
He once told me he doesn’t know how to use a computer
But he immediately went online and researched a whole bunch of offers
After founding out she only wants da one that can take the fish eye pictures
He instantly took a pair of scissors &
Showed her how to create simple effects with a piece of paper
As that didn’t convince da youngster
It got da MASTER on FIRE
& Yelled like a hawker
“Don’t Buy It , It’s not worth da Dollar!”

Man, to 阿文, CAMERA is the VIAGRA!!!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

NEW GALZ IN THE OFF

On July 3rd 2006, 9 o’clock
I was shocked
2 gals came into the OFF
Unlike most HK ladies with no buttock
These 2 are tall like models on the catwalk
Both looks good but one’s more HOT

First day they were like robots
Every move was controlled by the BOSS

Boring that’z what I thought
2nd day had a few small talks,
Still constrained within the cellblock
3rd day, I started to loosen the tight knot
By the end of the week, we were cracking non-stop

Conversed & learnt something, better write it down before I forgot
Fresh off the boat is FOB
People assimilated into the western culture are White-Washed
To me, it doesn’t matter whether U’re a white-washed azn or a FOB
Coz we are all owned by someone call GOD