DEAD LOCK

On September 28 2014, 87 tear gas shot by police force

Triggered occupy central movement to spread across

From Admiralty to Mong Kok

People calmly occupy main route with roadblocks

Blocked out transport and some shops

3 days passed & there’s no sign to stop

Protestors are calm. Sitting, resting, reading, writing or posting blogs

Some people even signed petition to 美國

This bothers me and can’t help to ask “Doing that for WAT?”

Evidence have shown us American Government only gets involve

When there’re benefits for them to reap off

Even the American in America some times don’t feel they are better off

“Democracy” is the term they use to maintain their No. 1 spot

Imagine a person sitting outside white house calmly for hours sucking lollipops

I bet you, there will be a squad

Beating the person down like a piece of pork

As for Hong Kong

Don’t know whether the movement & the silent protest can achieve anything or not?

Government officials should apologize and play it soft

Take a step back so we all can talk

Be constructive and proactive to release the dead lock

I'll 4ever remember what you said.

Thank you very much John-Paul Marotta.

Date: JANUARY 13, 2012 @ 9:00pm

瞹昧之後

看了那些年

戲內的不同場面與清淳的臉

真的很討好也很讓人懷念

心想…

如果柯景騰追到沈佳宜

熱戀後感情會不會變稀

遇到合心水的又會不會跟自己的比一比

時間久了可能發覺兩人不適合在一起

不過人家已認定了自己

還有又佔了沈的便宜

9 個月後就要生BB

只好硬着頭皮去見人家的family

回到現實…

因為追不到才激發了九把刀對這份瞹昧的想像力

出書後還有動力去改編成戲

也讓他找到了柯震東跟陳妍希

我只希望…

九把刀不要再說他愛陳妍希

不要把現有的感情當遊戲

語言不像塗漆

不能塗錯就剷底從起

對現在的女友應多加珍惜

HOW DA FUCK DID IT GET SO WRONG

FUCKING PONG
HOW DA FUCK DID IT GET SO WRONG
First came da Dad push my head at the wedding party
Second came da fucking aunt saying my intention for marriage is for money
On Saturday got slapped by the fuck up uncle at mother’s day festivity

HOW DA FUCK DID IT GET SO WRONG
Delay Lo More Ham Ka Chan besides using profanity
Don’t know which language can better express my frustration and animosity
I was born in a family of mediocrity
But at least we held our own with integrity and dignity
From da beginning we were taught to show others with R-E-S-P-E-C-T

BUT with the PONGS it’s a totally different story
Passport with South Africa Nationality
Their grandpa happens to make a fortune doing some 生意
Descendants carry on with the business daily
Sounds like a typical family

Here’s the problem Y’all won’t see
Unless you’ve married one from the pedigree
It’s only been 2 years since we got married
Already filled with hostility and fucked up commentaries
Wonder what’z more in store for me

Something I gotta point out here
There’s nothing wrong with people having limitless greeneries
It’s the way some behave that’s downright ugly

Flipping back pages of memory suddenly DING DONG DING DONG
Got the answer to my Q “HOW DA FUCK DID IT GET SO WRONG”
It’s ME who’s gotta RIGHT THIS WRONG

My Girl

Went to hospital on Halloween night
Constant contraction signals the time is about right
5 hours passed midnight received the CALL from my wife
“Hurry, don’t miss the precious sight”

Hop on the taxi, Destination - Sanatorium Hospital
Dead silence in the cubicle
Full pressure on the gas pedal
3 words to describe the driver’s mental
“GO! GO! GO!”

Stepped in the delivery room
Can see the scalp from the mama’s womb
5 minutes later, came the obstetrician in doctor’s costume
“OH...Can see the head. Very Good! Please resume.”

At each contraction, doctor asks her to hold on tight n push with all her might
With all the screaming and heavy breathing, my head starts to feel a bit light
Encouragement didn’t help as baby’s head got caught so tight
Then came the anesthetic before the doc starts to slice
What a heart-sore moment to recite

A bigger hole n with one last attempt
Finally out the 6.9 kilograms
Right away she snatched the O2 host with her tiny right hand
A Kodak moment that gave everbody a cramp
She’s round, chubby and cute – a trademark of the Lok’s descent
The time was November 1, 2010 0609am
THANK YOU for bringing her here my wo-man.

大家樂

首先要多謝老逗同阿媽

給了我一個溫暖的家

97年供我去溫哥華
係阿哥照顧之下

我成功就讀西門菲沙

03年返黎咁啱遇正SARS
搵工難市道又差

雙親見到就安慰咁話

阿仔你身體好就得啦

在這我要忠心咁謝謝我阿嫂，阿哥阿爸同阿媽

您們嘅支持與鼓勵, 使我遇到逆境都不怕

更要謝謝您們讓我體會到愛係如此無價

我特別要多謝我生命裏嘅一位導師

細個做錯事

佢幫我排解咗好多次

人生有嘜大事都有佢先試　

現在。。。

有煩腦就會找他談談心事

多謝你閒來的問候與支持

無你我會變成點真係無人知

興幸生命裏出現了這位Pioneer

他的名字叫做樂美志

再嚟當然要多謝我老婆

人靚心地好又就得我

情人節帶佢去大家樂度食火鍋

無半句怨言仲要笑啊啊

你地話我唔娶佢娶邊個

從今天起我們就正式同居同枕同被蝸
來日方長有排切磋
不過只要我愛你你愛我
就什麼難關都可以闖得過

我仲要多謝Eileen 嘅爹Dee同媽咪
多謝您地嘅全力支持
今晚我至可以咁得意
從今以後我會好好照顧您女兒
我地會努力希望旱日連生貴子

當然唔少得阿Ma, 二叔, 二嬸同埋三叔
識到佢地我好有食褔
每逢大時大節都請我食到好舒服
得到您們的接納與支持
真係令我覺得好幸褔

最後。。。

今天嘅婚宴得以成功進行
除咗要多謝一班兄弟, 姊妹同家人
仲要多謝各位工作人員和親朋
希望大家食得放心飲得開心
多謝．

寫詩寫得咁呷韻
睇怕只有一個人
佢嘅名字叫做樂美昆

亂寫之甘乃威

一個人咸濕真係無低
有意見信唔去睇
走去睇PORN SITE
搞到條野勃咗上黎
痕得制就想屌西
不過又唔想俾錢叫雞

Chalk chalk吓就唸到計
不如搵個助理黎做仲抵
人工包埋我又係老世
佢無理由話唔制
土伐兩次無功而歸
一氣之下踢咗人出黎

幾皮就當掩口費
真係當人傻仔
記者出身肯定同佢鬥到低
搵咗老婆出黎
十指緊扣表示佢地仲係夫妻
登埋全家福俾人任睇
可惜仲係一身蟻

改名真係唔可以亂黎
改錯就好似甘乃威
俾人禁住個奶係咁切